All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up.

Future literary collectors will say:  “This is an example of an early ‘one-sentence story’ by Emmy Jackson, probably written during their unsuccessful My Subaru Needs A Fucking Engine campaign.  Although they died penniless and in relative obscurity–in fact, nobody is even sure when it happened–Jackson was one of the pioneers in the resurgence of ‘postcard-lit’ in the early oughts.  As the genre developed,  more talented writers of the era like Claybourne, Templeton and Jankowski got involved and the quality, popularity and impact of one-sentence stories increased, but Jackson’s crude early efforts exhibit a raw, unpolished element that many collectors find appealing.  The handwritten stories are a very rare find today, and consistently fetch high prices at auctions.”  

So yeah, you’d best get one soon, before the 1% get their teeth into this and render them unattainable.